Wife Demotivational Poster
WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.
WEDDING CAKE -
JOSEF FRITZL - An animal. A monster. A DIY hero.
OSCAR PISTORIUS -
A NAGGING WIFE - Means that she still cares. It is when she gives you the silent treatment that she is plotting your gruesome murder.
CONTINUING EDUCATION -
LIFE, AS IN CHESS - If you think about it, all the king is, is a glorified pawn Whereas the queen is the key to his survival. So let’s hop to it ladies, those sammiches won’t make themselves
MY EX-WIFE -
HAIRDRESSER - The wife is back from the hairdresser. Choose your next words carefully. They might be your last.
PAYBACK IS... WELL -
SPIDER BABIES -
my wife went shopping yesterday -
SCREW THE DOG - It's my wife you better worry about ...
HELPING EACH OTHER -
DEVOTION - More than just words on a fancy scrap of paper.
MUSLIM SWIMWEAR -
MARRIED LIFE - Your wife doesn't laugh at your jokes any more ? Adopt a burglar.
WIVES - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag, then you made her chain too long.
IRON MAN CONTEST - When the wife signed me in, I had a different picture entirely.
CHEATING WIFES - A survey found that TWICE as many women then men cheat on their partners. Since it takes two to tango... Who are those LUCKY BASTARDS they do it with?
GOOD OLD FASHIONED VALUES - That's right honey, dreams, goals and education are Satan's way of distracting you from being a good wife
EVERYTHING IN IT'S PLACE -
THE WIFE - Obviously I didn't marry her for her cooking skills !
WHY DO MEN DIE BEFORE THEIR WIVES -
OOPS - Looks like he made the chain too long.
EX WIFE VISIT -
LOYALTY - Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Come back in 6 hours. Which one is happy to see you?
THE WORLD TODAY - In this economy more and more people are opting not to get married I’d like to think that the economy has nothing to do with it. Rather, men are just getting smarter.
MAKE HIM A CAKE - with arsenic.
MY EX-WIFE'S SUPERPOWER - the ability to stretch 15 seconds of information into a five minute phone call
MAKE HIM A SAMMICH -
NAGGING WIFE ?? - There's a simple solution.
IS SHE SINGLE??? - Cause, uh, she seems like she's got her priorities straight.
I WOULD CUT UP HER CREDIT CARDS - but this is more fun!
MARRIAGE 101 - Work is your new vacation. If you go home you know she has things for you to do.
ONCE UPON A TIME -
20 TO LIFE - Your never take me to places I've never been before... OK, shall we begin with the kitchen now ?
MY EX-WIFE JUST SHOWED UP - Now which one of you said her name three times into a mirror?
BIGAMY - â€œBigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.â€ Oscar Wilde
YOUR MOTHER -
ABANDON ALL HOPE -
OF COURSE I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU - It's just that, if you are here, who's guarding the Gates of Hell?
YOUR WIFE - This is when you know that your life sucks.
FINE WINE - My wife told me she was like fine wine, getting better with age So I locked her in the cellar
KITCHEN DUTY -
IT'S ALL MY FAULT - I'll be sitting here until my wife calms down She asked: "What's on the TV?" and I answered: "Dust."
WINTERTIME IN INDIANA - I'm just taking the bike out for a spin
Pay Back's A Bitch -
WIVES - for those times when a yes or no question needs a 30 minute long answer
MY DAUGHTER -
IN MY HOUSE... -
HONEY I'M HOME. - I was thinking about you all day at work.
SCALE ECONOMIES -
HE WAS PRETTY ANNOYING -
WHAT IS THIS COSPLAY YOU SPEAK OF WOMAN? -
RUN FOR YOUR WIFE - What Redneck men do when they hear there's a new girl in town that isn't related to anyone.
AREA 51 - Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence Collect Some Medals Find A Wife
WHAT EVERY BRIDE THINKS ON HER WEDDING DAY. - This is the Last Time I Have To Be Nice, Kiss, Be Respectful, Have Sex, Or Touch A Man.
NO RESPECT I TELL YA -
REINCARNATION - So, my wife and I are talking about reincarnation. I said, "You have to come back as something different". So she says, "I want come back as a Cow" I said " Your not listening to me"
DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS? -
MARRIAGE - I married my wife for her looks but not the ones she gives me now.
BONUS MONEY - Hide it better next time
SORRY, HONEY - but we'll discuss our communication issues AFTER the game!
NEXT YEAR FOR SURE -
ADMIT IT... - you wish your mom looked this good swiffering the carpet ^^
CLARITY. - THE MOMENT YOU REALISE SHE'LL END UP LOOKING LIKE HER MOTHER.
RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE COMPUTERS - They also have troubleshoot options
W.I.F.E. - Washing. Ironing. F*&king. Etc.....
A LOVING WIFE - Will always hold your hand
SLEEP TALKER... -
Talk To Me -
LET'S TALK ABOUT TALKING -
WHEN YOU ARE SICK -
Married Long Enough -
THAT TIME OF THE MONTH - When Even Relaxing Is Dangerous
RED WINE -
HARD WORK = CUTER WIFE -
HAPPILY MARRIED -
CHERISHED PHOTOS -
HONEY, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH -
SIGNIFICANT OTHERS -
WAL MART WEDDINGS - Located between Sporting Goods and Automotive
MARRIAGE 101 - Make no mistake; they do care about where you two will end up eating. They just want to choose from a list of every restaurant you've Ever heard of; excluding the ones you like.
BEAUTIFUL - Yet deadly and full of poison. Just like my ex-wife.
SOMETIMES YOU LISTEN - Others you just cant help but resist the oppression of the queen
EX-WIFE - Every rose has its thorn.... Some have more than others
POLYGAMY - The Positives FAR outweigh the Negatives.
ROAD TO THE FINAL FOUR - She ain't heavy, she's the wife.
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